do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Randomize