Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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