We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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