we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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