either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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