Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
there is glitter all over my balls
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