if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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