just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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