Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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