Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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