Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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