Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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