she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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