he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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