Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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