Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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