I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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