That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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