I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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