The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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