After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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