Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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