no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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