Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He uses pillows to masturbate.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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