Did I show you my penis last night?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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