If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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