**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
your room smells of hookers.
And success
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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