How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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