My first STD was from a foam party
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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