in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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