i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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