I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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