I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
This toilet bowl is my home.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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