they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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