The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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