I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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