I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Of course I have a pirate flag
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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