drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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