i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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