North Korea, Best Korea!
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize