How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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