It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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