I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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