My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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