return my video game
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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