just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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