I think I won the penis lottery.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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