First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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