Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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