you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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